Shape of You PARODY

I believe I've already said in my previous blog post, prolly last year or last 2015, how much I love Bart Baker. He's the king of parodies. Anyway, I've always wanted for him to make a parody of any of Ed Sheeran's hits and it took years before he eventually did and with Ed's latest single, "Shape of You".

Happy 26th birthday, Ed!

Happy happy birthday, Ed! Keep on shining! And hope to see you live again, SOON.



Love always,

Nganga as always

Medyo ganito yata ang itsura ko kahapon habang naglalakad sa kahabaan ng Araneta Center. Couples are everywhere. And I was planning to eat out last night, pero ang daming tao sa mga restaurant. Also, I don't wanna look like a loser kaya umuwi na lang ako ng maaga.

Every fucking Valentine's day, nalulungkot ako. Parang sinasampal ako ng realidad na, "I'm alone and lonely". I never got to have a date on Valentine's day everrrrr. I've never received flowers everrrr. Tho, nung 21 years old ako, someone gave me a gift. Dalawa yun, actually. Pero kasi naman, kapag di mo type yung nagbigay, hindi mo masyadong ma-appreciate. Okay, oo na. Napakasama ko na. Kaya siguro naisumpa akong maging single, eh. LOL.

Pero dati wala naman talaga akong paki sa Valentine's. It's just like an any normal day. Pero kapag tumatanda ka na at mag-isa, walang jowa o wala man lang constant date, eh, do'n mo mapi-feel yung sadness. For two fucking straight years, naiyak ako. Ayoko na ngang isipin. Mas nasasaktan ako kapag umaasa tapos in the end, NGANGA.

At oo napapaisip talaga ako minsan, PANGIT ba ako? Di ba ako kanasa-nasa? Hahaha. Pero parang alam ko na ang sagot. Nobody has ever courted me. At wala rin akong alam na may crush sa akin. `Yung seryosong crush, ha. Lels. Yung nagbigay sa akin ng gift noon? Ewan ko. Kailan kaya `yung time na `yung gusto ko, eh, magugustuhan rin ako?

Nganga as always.

Happy 41st birthday, Brandon!

Like my any other favorite celebrities, I always make it a habit of greeting my first rock hero Brandon Boyd on his birthday! So happy birthday Brandon! It's been sixteen long years since I became your fan. And though I am not as passionate as I was before during my high school and college years, you'd always be the object of my eternal affection. You're still my favorite rock star.

Wala man akong pa-cake ngayon para sa birthday mo, (unlike in previous years where I always make it a point to have a cake on your birthday), I hope you'd know that I'll always love you and you've become a special part of my life kahit hindi mo ako kilala. Lels.

My birthday wishes for you are still the same. I just hope that you'd start making babies na. Kailangan mo ng tagapagmana ng iyong magandang lahi. Hihi. I can't wait to hear the new Incubus album (in the works right now) and for sure you guys are gonna have a world tour soon! I'm super excited.


Love always,

Film: John Wick Chapter 2 (2017)

After returning to the criminal underworld to repay a debt, John Wick discovers that a large bounty has been put on his life.

Director: Chad Stahelski

Writers: Derek Kolstad,

Stars: Keanu Reeves, Riccardo Scamarcio, Ian McShane | See full cast & crew »

OMG!!! This film is ahhhhhmaze balls! If you haven't seen this, you better go at your nearest cinema and watch it! And if you're into action films, this film doesn't disappoint. I am super amazed at the fight scenes. I just can't even... I actually love the fight and actions scenes in John Wick more than the recent installment of Jason Bourne. Nakaka-stress siya pero sobrang ganda. Ang galing talaga ng pagkakagawa. Kaya ayan napapa-tagalog na ako. And to be honest, I haven't watch the first film but I read the plot over Wikipedia to familiarize myself about John Wick's backstory before ko panoorin ang Chapter 2. Wala, eh. Ayoko lang sayangin yung opportunity na panoorin 'tong pelikula na 'to. Mamaya, eh biglang i-pull out na sinehan. Sayang naman di ba? So, orada, niyaya ko ang kaibigan ko na manood ng sine kanina. Haha!

But I am not gonna make a review of this becos I don't want to spoil you, you guys. At hindi rin naman ako magaling mag-review ng movies and books so bahala na kayo. Watch n'yo na lang.

And as of this writing I just finished downloading John Wick (part one). Yaaay! I will watch it as soon as I finish writing this blog entry and after I shower. Baka bukas na lang ako magsusulat ng nobela. Procastination again. But wth. Mas excited akong panoorin ang part one ng John Wick, eh! Lels.

Anyway, as I have said earlier, watch John Wick: Chapter 2 and don't miss it! It's really, really good! Nabitin nga ako. I hope Chapter 3 is on the works because the ending is open-ended. Gusto kong malaman kung ano na mangyayari kay John. Exciting!

But if you haven't seen the trailer, here it is :

Exciting isn't it? Hanep di ba?

Love always,